16 Doing Nothin'

It was sale day about 7pm...I was put on the 'extra' till to handle a big purchase....This grandma, with enormous frightening bosoms wrapped in enormous frightening paisleys, was buying her piggish grandsons 47 videos (including 2 copies of Beethoven 2nd) and then spent TWENTY MINUTES looking through her purse for her credit card, giving me ample time to study all the details...the ziploc bags full of carefully catergorized garbage in her purse, the place where her shirt was threatening to come untucked....I am not making this up.